Izer Beach Bodrum Show

I have a love/hate relationship with this video taken this August in Turkey.

I love the costume, but I hate the way the wind is blowing up the skirt, threatening to compromise my modesty.

I love the song, but I hate the way the person taping it is telling all my business in the background: “Bu kiz ogretmen, biliyormusun?”  (“This girl is a school teacher, you know.”)  “Yirmi dokuz yasinda.”  (“She’s 29 years old.”)

And the arms!  I was so focused on preventing the breeze from lifting the skirt, the arms got a bit sloppy.  No complaints about the hips, though.  They, at least, behaved appropriately.

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