Another Update without a Creative Title

I finally asked my squatter (and her boyfriend) to leave, then abandoned the apartment myself, along with the $$$ that I put into the painting, repairs, and improvements. I also forfeited the deposit. The landlady called to threaten me several times until I assured her that I was not interested in receiving my security deposit back from her. She’s only contacted me twice since then: once to tell me to bring her headboard back, or she’d report me to the police–I let her know she’d find it under the bed, and once more to complain that the plastic cap that keeps the television remote control battery in place was missing. It slid under the TV table awhile back, but I figure the money I left her will cover a brand new remote, so I didn’t bother replying to that one.

So, now that nightmare is behind me, and I’ve moved into a new, beautiful apartment in an even better location, with lovely furniture, new appliances, sun streaming through the windows, and two normal roommates who bake regularly. (Yikes. I’ve had to up my workout regimen to compensate for the cookies, pies, brownies, and loaves they make and leave on the table to tempt me.) In fact, these two have inspired me to cook, too, and I’ve realized/remembered that I’m kind of good at it.

Spicy red lentils. See?

Oh, and the rent is cheaper & there are more and better amenities. Score.

Dance-wise, I’ve started teaching Zumba, and although I’ve only just started, people are really feeling it. Even more than my belly dance classes, actually. . . . Also, I had started performing at a new venue, but then I sent a sub there for one weekend so I could perform at a bigger gig for more $$, and guess what? The new place took on my sub as their regular dancer! Ouch. In my face!

Gigs come and go, though. I’ve also been asked by a preschool to run the dance portion of their summer camp, and continue through the school year on a twice-weekly basis. Plus, I’ve been contracted to perform on a boat for 40 consecutive nights in June and July.

I’m going to a super-chic wedding tomorrow. Perhaps Mr. Right will be in attendance. Or perhaps Mr. Rightforrightnow.

Oryantal Lara in Istanbul: 5-Point Update

Life for this nomadic American belly dancer in Turkey (in case you had me confused with another) has been full of ups and downs:

Home Life
1. Life with my roommate has not been rosy.  I choose to complain to my friends behind her back instead of addressing the issues directly with the person sharing my living space.  Passive aggressive?  Maybe.  Well, I had finally decided to suggest to her that perhaps we should part ways, when her mother came into town for a surprise two week visit!  Her mother smokes cigarettes in the living room, which drives me crazy, and is no doubt reducing my life span, but at least it’s only a pack a day.  (By the way, to my credit, I did tell my roomie that I knew about the romantic rendevous-ing in my room when I was out of town, and that it needed to stop.  It was so easy, I could probably share with her the rest of my concerns, and then perhaps we could live in harmony.)

2.  My landlady is the pits.  Whenever I call her and tell her she hasn’t paid a former bill, or that I would like to throw away the 22 year old broken television that she’s storing in the armoire, or that her 15 year old washing machine is leaking from the bottom, she threatens to kick me out.  I’ve decided to take her up on the throwing me out bluff–I’d like to move, anyway.  *Waits for security deposit while simultaneously solving the awkward home-sharing issue–Sorry, buddy.  I’m moving in with my family.*

Work Life:
3.  I continue to perform regularly at Melike and irregularly at other venues.  I’m looking forward to summer, where I perform so much my obliques are in a constant state of soreness.  I pretend not to be deeply offended that the “Well, she’s famous” dancer who performed at my regular venue on February 8th was paid about 22 times more than what I make there.  I mean, she’s good, but she ain’t 22 times better than I am.  Puh-lease.

4.  This week, I began giving belly dance lessons at Pure Jatomi Fitness Studio, a big and beautiful Polish/Turkish-owned fitness center that opened earlier this month.  My first class was a bit rough–the schedule read “Zumba”, so when I let the students know it was belly dance, a few of them walked out, and I immediately began to sweat out my fresh blow-dry from the stress of beseeching the disappointed Zumba enthusiasts to forgive the error and try to enjoy the class. The two chubby gay guys stayed, and kept a loud commentary going during the entire 45 minutes.  The majority of the participants seemed to enjoy it, though, and my second class went splendidly.

5.  This is exciting–Fox News Turkey contacted me, expressing their interest in doing a story on the yabancı (foreign) dancer teaching and performing in Turkey.  They are coming to film me in action this Saturday.  Maybe now, I will start earning 22 times more at Melike.  ;o)

Bonus tidbit: I’ve become a fairly devoted yogini and am getting some killer muscles.  (Om shanti, y’all.)  Unfortunately, John Friend, the founder of Anusara, the discipline of yoga I’ve recently become enchanted with, has been outed in a highly publicized scandal.  He allegedly tried to “heal” some of his cult-ish followers with a little “sex therapy”.  Day-um.

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